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Two French Toasts

I (genuinely) considered not posting this today (because I made ((and ate)) two ((HUGE)) slices of (French-ass) toast this morning) ((#dontjudgeme)) ((#foodissues)) — but then I remembered: you don’t care...
Two French Toasts

Fucking Triscuits

I am never (!) going to make this again, because it took SO (fucking) long ((for six fucking Triscuits)) ((and it didn’t even photograph that well)) — but it was seriously (!) ((fucking)) tasty...
Fucking Triscuits

Superfood Bites

I want you to know that some days, I still eat 1,200 calories before noon. I eat some meals over the sink, and some in front of the refrigerator. I HATE grocery shopping. Hate it. The struggle is not lost on me...
Superfood Bites