Bruschetta Salsa
I didn’t know what to do with those tomatoes; they weren’t exactly tomato flavored... I’d figured I was pretty pumped for pico, and I’d had some peppers and onions, so I could probably produce a salsa...
Chocolate Tomatoes
I *think* these are called chocolate tomatoes. They were new to me, for sure. They didn’t really taste like any of the tomatoes I’d eaten before. And I wouldn’t say they were my favorite. But I ate ‘em.
Peppers
I got a bag of peppers. I don’t eat a lot of peppers. Jalapeños sometimes. I’ve had approximately six bell peppers this year. These are not those. I don’t know anything about these peppers. I don’t cook with peppers. This is a lot of fucking peppers...
Turnips
When I got this box (bag), I asked my stories what to do with turnips (and that these were turnips, right?), and mostly you didn’t know, but we started to agree that they could be boiled and mashed like potatoes — so that’s what I did. ((Also, don’t worry, my bowl is on the pill.))
Fruit Salad
You know who likes cantaloupe? Other people.
Cantaloupe
I’d recently seen a woman on @thefeedfeed breaking down a cantaloupe, so I was feeling pretty (fucking) cocksure when this little fruit arrived ((they don’t like to be called that)). After I took the second photo, I...
CSA Bag Number 3
CSA *bag* number 3. The strawberries were truly delicious. You are about to find out about the rest...
Sourdough Boule
Along with the fruits and veggies (and eggs), I (also) received this beautiful ((this is not a loaf; is it called a boule? I think it's called a boule)) boule ((ah, shit I hope that's right)) of sourdough bread, which...
Chickpea Smash
I wanted to make some sort of hummus with all those (damn) chickpeas (and truth be told, I still have a good portion of them in my freezer), but a chickpea smash came across my feed before I could google...
Chickpeas
Melissa soaks a bag of dried chickpeas; now Melissa has a shitload of wet chickpeas.
Baby’s First Salad
Let the record show, this is the first salad I've ever posted.
Melissa’s Slaw
Melissa's slaw ((where you're legally required to register, if you've ever fucked a salad... inappropriately)).
Peppers And Onions
Didn't get any takers on these peppers and onions today*, so they're going to get meal prepped!
Sugar Snap Peas
If you are my friend in real life today, you get sugar snap peas. They're not very glamorous, but they are good for you (unlike me, who is just the opposite) ((#soglamorous)).
Vegan Mushroom Gravy (Recipe)
Vegan Mushroom Gravy. Also, I learned the word slurry (which has nothing to do with your drunk uncle) ((or your drunkle)).
Mushroom Mise En Place
I'll give you a hint: there's mushrooms in it. What Melissa Make?