I got a bag of peppers. I don’t eat a lot of peppers. Jalapeños sometimes. I’ve had approximately six bell peppers this year. These are not those. I don’t know anything about these peppers. I don’t cook with peppers. This is a lot of fucking peppers...
When I got this box (bag), I asked my stories what to do with turnips (and that these were turnips, right?), and mostly you didn’t know, but we started to agree that they could be boiled and mashed like potatoes — so that’s what I did. ((Also, don’t worry, my bowl is on the pill.))
You know who likes cantaloupe? Other people.
I’d recently seen a woman on @thefeedfeed breaking down a cantaloupe, so I was feeling pretty (fucking) cocksure when this little fruit arrived ((they don’t like to be called that)). After I took the second photo, I...
CSA *bag* number 3. The strawberries were truly delicious. You are about to find out about the rest...
Let the record show, this is the first salad I've ever posted.
If someone makes you a homemade red sauce, and you don't ess their dee (or similar), then that's on you. ((That shit takes work.))
National Watermelon Day, huh? Melissa is not always the silly goose, internet; sometimes it's you. Watermelon, walnut, vegan feta, and basil salad. For National Watermelon Day...
Chili Con Cauliflower (that's not what they call it, but that's what I call it).
Frozen banana nice cream, made with frozen strawberries, and (refrigerated) macadamia nut milk ((topped with dried coconut flakes)). (You're welcome to guess if this was breakfast or dessert, but either way, you'd be right.)
What a beautiful pho(to) ((and other unnecessary pho-related puns)).
@ForksOverKnives recommends serving this summer stew over brown rice, but all I have is the good stuff :) ((Kidding.)) ((Not really.)) YOU get a meal prep! YOU get a meal prep!
Breakfast bowl of almond butter, sliced banana, sugar free (high fiber) cereal, dried coconut flakes, cinnamon, and non dairy milk ((easy)).
Healthy summer snack: sliced apple, with melted almond butter, for dipping (or drizzling) ((or motorboating)). ((I don't know your life.))
Un petite (sprouted wheat) bagel. ((I a-hundred percent ate the other half of this bagel, I just didn't make it as pretty.))
If you are my friend in real life on this day (in the past) -- you are getting some free mixed veggies to go!!! HOORAY!!!