Stir Fry Salad
I turned my stir fry in to a salad and overcooked (or undercooked, depending on your perspective) some more eggs. ((Riveting, I know.))
Boiled Eggs And Salad
((Now Melissa is making other people eat her salads.)) ((That's like getting socks for Christmas.)) ((No, wait.)) ((That's like getting salads for Christmas.))
Salad with Chicken
This bitch really be eatin' salads now.
Avocado Lettuce Food Nest
((This account is getting ridiculous.))
Chickpea Smash on Toast
This is your chickpea smash on toast.
Egg Bake Food Nest
Make an egg base of several eggs, some plant based milk, and maybe like some cinnamon, or something; eat approximately one third of your sourdough boule (it was totally a boule), by just gnawing on it like a lion to prey (I did not do that) ((technically)), then cut...
Baby’s First Salad
Let the record show, this is the first salad I've ever posted.
Waldorfy Salad
Homemade chickeny-Waldorfy-salad…y (with the same tofu dressing I made for the potato salad) ((I don’t know what dressing goes on a real Waldorf salad)) ((I only know there’s walnuts, chicken(s), […]
Melissa’s Slaw
Melissa's slaw ((where you're legally required to register, if you've ever fucked a salad... inappropriately)).
National Watermelon Day
National Watermelon Day, huh? Melissa is not always the silly goose, internet; sometimes it's you. Watermelon, walnut, vegan feta, and basil salad. For National Watermelon Day...
What’s On My Plate
Salmon-I-did-not-make, potatoes-I-did-not-make, half a tomato, sliced, and topped with microgreens (which is a $9.00 salad in Las Vegas) ((hashtag: Cash App me)), all rested on a bed of steamed bok choy (I totally made). ((BOOM!)) ((CHEF!))
Eggs and Caprese
Is it still a caprese salad if you add a bunch of other stuff to it? ((No, Melissa; then it’s just a salad.)) ((. . .))