Black bean mushroom burger breakfast plattah.
I never don’t eat black bean mushroom burgers when I make them. ((Except this one.)) ((Semantics.))
Make an egg base of several eggs, some plant based milk, and maybe like some cinnamon, or something; eat approximately one third of your sourdough boule (it was totally a boule), by just gnawing on it like a lion to prey (I did not do that) ((technically)), then cut...
I did a nice thing for a nice person who wouldn't let me get away with it, so they gave me a grocery gift card, which I used to buy groceries...
Black bean mushroom burger, topped with shredded cheese, and sautéed mushrooms and onions, with a side of steamed potatoes, broccoli, and corn; garnished with microgreens, and a homemade pico de gallo (for you, and you, and you).
Melissa only had one potato left, so Melissa tried to bake fries, but Melissa has had In-N-Out fries before, so Melissa was not impressed.
Do you even breakfast platter, bro?
#whatsonmyplate: the last of the dressed potatoes, with a mushroom-spinach-onion-garlic sauté, and (a quarter of a) diced avocado, with a scramble, topped with pico de gallo ((no microgreens)).
Yeesss, I put an egg on my chili...
Proof not every meal is a winner, and I canNOT make a scramble look appetizing.
I mean honestly. Who needs beef? Save a cow. Eat a black bean burger.
I want you to know, that I know, that this is ((fucking)) ridiculous, but I made a burrito bowl flower (and no one stopped me) ((so I put it in the internet)).
Homemade burrito bowl. ((I'm comin' for you, Chipotle.))
Black bean burger, plus lettuce, tomato, and red onions, with avocado, spicy mustard, cilantro, sweet potato fries, and a homemade ketchup ((for that A++)).
((For an assignment, I had to soak a bag of beans.)) ((If you don't know how many beans that is -- it's a fucking lot.)) ((This isn't even half.)) First person to correctly guess what I'm making earns 20 points. ((Go!))
Meal prep, plus MORE FRUITS and VEGGIES! ((Always the answer.))