Chocolate Tomatoes
I *think* these are called chocolate tomatoes. They were new to me, for sure. They didn’t really taste like any of the tomatoes I’d eaten before. And I wouldn’t say they were my favorite. But I ate ‘em.
Microgreens
Microgreens!!! I missed youuu!!!
Meatless Meat Meal Prep
The veggies in this dish are tbd; although technically, that meat is a veggie, and those potatoes are veggies too (and there’s mushrooms and onions in there) ((#veggies)).
Turnips
When I got this box (bag), I asked my stories what to do with turnips (and that these were turnips, right?), and mostly you didn’t know, but we started to agree that they could be boiled and mashed like potatoes — so that’s what I did. ((Also, don’t worry, my bowl is on the pill.))
Cantaloupe
I’d recently seen a woman on @thefeedfeed breaking down a cantaloupe, so I was feeling pretty (fucking) cocksure when this little fruit arrived ((they don’t like to be called that)). After I took the second photo, I...
Bacon Mashed Potatoes
I put the rest of my bacon in some mashed potatoes. Your applause is not necessary.
Hash Browns
Melissa makes homemade hash browns for the (very) first time, but they are not (at all) crispy, so Melissa tops them with bacon and eggs, so no one gives a shit about her mushy-ass hash browns.
Sourdough Boule
Along with the fruits and veggies (and eggs), I (also) received this beautiful ((this is not a loaf; is it called a boule? I think it's called a boule)) boule ((ah, shit I hope that's right)) of sourdough bread, which...
Cottage Cheese Breakfast Bowl
It's food. I made it. You'll like it. Eat it.
Breakfast Turkey
I’m going to try to remember this breakfast at Thanksgiving, so I can replace my cherries with googly eyes and a beak. ((H/t: missed opportunity.))
Eat Yer Fruit
Melissa knows she's the weird one; it's okay to just eat your fruit like a regular person.
Reiner Cherries
I've never had Reiner cherries before. (Why didn't you tell me about Reiner cherries?) ((What else are you hiding from me?))
Spilled Sour Cream
Felt cute. Might delete later.
National Watermelon Day
National Watermelon Day, huh? Melissa is not always the silly goose, internet; sometimes it's you. Watermelon, walnut, vegan feta, and basil salad. For National Watermelon Day...
Banana Nice Cream
Frozen banana nice cream, made with frozen strawberries, and (refrigerated) macadamia nut milk ((topped with dried coconut flakes)). (You're welcome to guess if this was breakfast or dessert, but either way, you'd be right.)
Cereal Breakfast Bowl
Breakfast bowl of almond butter, sliced banana, sugar free (high fiber) cereal, dried coconut flakes, cinnamon, and non dairy milk ((easy)).