Melissa is confident there is a cheaper, faster way to acquire chili powder. Melissa is further convinced she's got a shaker-full already sitting on her counter. Melissa makes a homemade chili powder anyway. Melissa is a good sport about it all.
((For an assignment, I had to soak a bag of beans.)) ((If you don't know how many beans that is -- it's a fucking lot.)) ((This isn't even half.)) First person to correctly guess what I'm making earns 20 points. ((Go!))