CSA 4. It’s SO pretty. Let’s fuck it up!
This is what the monster under my bed look like. ((“Eatch'yer veggies,” it snarls.))
I turned my stir fry in to a salad and overcooked (or undercooked, depending on your perspective) some more eggs. ((Riveting, I know.))
Need I say more?
Arugula salad, topped with fried egg, and rested on a bed of bread and cheese. ((haaa.))
((Now Melissa is making other people eat her salads.)) ((That's like getting socks for Christmas.)) ((No, wait.)) ((That's like getting salads for Christmas.))
Melissa makes homemade hash browns for the (very) first time, but they are not (at all) crispy, so Melissa tops them with bacon and eggs, so no one gives a shit about her mushy-ass hash browns.
CSA box number two. Carrots again. More eggs. I'm going to have to make some salads. Glad I bought all those dressings.
Make an egg base of several eggs, some plant based milk, and maybe like some cinnamon, or something; eat approximately one third of your sourdough boule (it was totally a boule), by just gnawing on it like a lion to prey (I did not do that) ((technically)), then cut...
I joined a CSA. If you watch my stories on Instagram, you know this already. CSA stands for Community Supported Agriculture (which is to say I pay a flat fee […]
Black bean mushroom burgers over mashed potatoes with carrots and green beans glamour shots...
I did a nice thing for a nice person who wouldn't let me get away with it, so they gave me a grocery gift card, which I used to buy groceries...
I'm not allowed more than 14 grapes. ((I don't really count my food like that; please don't get an eating disorder because of my dumb jokes.))
Homemade chickeny-Waldorfy-salad…y (with the same tofu dressing I made for the potato salad) ((I don’t know what dressing goes on a real Waldorf salad)) ((I only know there’s walnuts, chicken(s), […]
Another half an apple; six more weeks of health.
I mixed my (chicken) meatloaf meal prep with (sugar free) BBQ sauce, and topped it with some avocado. Microgreens are back. Corn, 'maters 'n 'taters. Good prep.