BBMBBP
Black bean mushroom burger breakfast plattah.
BBMB
I never don’t eat black bean mushroom burgers when I make them. ((Except this one.)) ((Semantics.))
Egg Bake And Radishes
"Foods nobody has ever eaten together, for a hundred." ((Egg bake, radishes, microgreens, and regular sized greens.))
Meal Preps I Didn’t Eat
Looks good right? Didn’t eat ‘em. They sat in my fridge while I made choices less wholesome...
Egg Bake
I made another egg bake (with my sourdough bread and farm fresh eggs). It was delicious. That is all.
CSA 4
CSA 4. It’s SO pretty. Let’s fuck it up!
Veggie Monster
This is what the monster under my bed look like. ((“Eatch'yer veggies,” it snarls.))
Stir Fry Salad
I turned my stir fry in to a salad and overcooked (or undercooked, depending on your perspective) some more eggs. ((Riveting, I know.))
Meat. Balls.
Need I say more?
Arugula Salad
Arugula salad, topped with fried egg, and rested on a bed of bread and cheese. ((haaa.))
Boiled Eggs And Salad
((Now Melissa is making other people eat her salads.)) ((That's like getting socks for Christmas.)) ((No, wait.)) ((That's like getting salads for Christmas.))
Hash Browns
Melissa makes homemade hash browns for the (very) first time, but they are not (at all) crispy, so Melissa tops them with bacon and eggs, so no one gives a shit about her mushy-ass hash browns.
CSA Box Number 2
CSA box number two. Carrots again. More eggs. I'm going to have to make some salads. Glad I bought all those dressings.
Egg Bake Food Nest
Make an egg base of several eggs, some plant based milk, and maybe like some cinnamon, or something; eat approximately one third of your sourdough boule (it was totally a boule), by just gnawing on it like a lion to prey (I did not do that) ((technically)), then cut...
CSA Box Number 1
I joined a CSA. If you watch my stories on Instagram, you know this already. CSA stands for Community Supported Agriculture (which is to say I pay a flat fee […]
Glamour Shots
Black bean mushroom burgers over mashed potatoes with carrots and green beans glamour shots...