((Now Melissa is making other people eat her salads.)) ((That's like getting socks for Christmas.)) ((No, wait.)) ((That's like getting salads for Christmas.))
Melissa makes homemade hash browns for the (very) first time, but they are not (at all) crispy, so Melissa tops them with bacon and eggs, so no one gives a shit about her mushy-ass hash browns.
Make an egg base of several eggs, some plant based milk, and maybe like some cinnamon, or something; eat approximately one third of your sourdough boule (it was totally a boule), by just gnawing on it like a lion to prey (I did not do that) ((technically)), then cut...
I joined a CSA. If you watch my stories on Instagram, you know this already. CSA stands for Community Supported Agriculture (which is to say I pay a flat fee […]