Black bean mushroom burger breakfast plattah.
I never don’t eat black bean mushroom burgers when I make them. ((Except this one.)) ((Semantics.))
"Foods nobody has ever eaten together, for a hundred." ((Egg bake, radishes, microgreens, and regular sized greens.))
Looks good right? Didn’t eat ‘em. They sat in my fridge while I made choices less wholesome...
I made another egg bake (with my sourdough bread and farm fresh eggs). It was delicious. That is all.
CSA 4. It’s SO pretty. Let’s fuck it up!
This is what the monster under my bed look like. ((“Eatch'yer veggies,” it snarls.))
I turned my stir fry in to a salad and overcooked (or undercooked, depending on your perspective) some more eggs. ((Riveting, I know.))
Need I say more?
Arugula salad, topped with fried egg, and rested on a bed of bread and cheese. ((haaa.))
((Now Melissa is making other people eat her salads.)) ((That's like getting socks for Christmas.)) ((No, wait.)) ((That's like getting salads for Christmas.))
Melissa makes homemade hash browns for the (very) first time, but they are not (at all) crispy, so Melissa tops them with bacon and eggs, so no one gives a shit about her mushy-ass hash browns.
CSA box number two. Carrots again. More eggs. I'm going to have to make some salads. Glad I bought all those dressings.
Make an egg base of several eggs, some plant based milk, and maybe like some cinnamon, or something; eat approximately one third of your sourdough boule (it was totally a boule), by just gnawing on it like a lion to prey (I did not do that) ((technically)), then cut...
I joined a CSA. If you watch my stories on Instagram, you know this already. CSA stands for Community Supported Agriculture (which is to say I pay a flat fee […]
Black bean mushroom burgers over mashed potatoes with carrots and green beans glamour shots...