Scale of one to ten: what shape is this?
#whatsonmypizza: chicken, mixed with Frank’s Red Hot (hashtag not all white people), Kite Hill Foods’ vegan cream cheese, in chive flavor (definitely some white people), avocado (everyone loves avocado), microgreens, spinach, tomatoes, and cheese.
Pizza base by American Flatbread Products (whose pizza is now gone from my grocery store… Am I going to have to learn how to make my own pizza, American Flatbread Products?)
((Hashtag not all genders.))
Seasoning: Frank’s Red Hot Hot Sauce
+ This meal is refined sugar free (and sugar substitute free), to the best of my knowledge.