I don’t know how all y’all get y’all’s ripe-ass avocados for every plate, but I’m not going to let comparison steal my joy — this meal was fucking delicious.

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Protein: Two Pasture-Raised Eggs by Vital Farms, Cheese

Veggie: Sautéed Spinach, Carrots, Onions, Microgreens

Carb: Seasoned Potatoes from The Hot Bar at Whole Foods, Tomatoes, Peppers, Olives, (and Half a Shitty) Avocado

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+ This meal is refined sugar free (and sugar substitute free), to the best of my knowledge.