Egg Bake Food Nest
Make an egg base of several eggs, some plant based milk, and maybe like some cinnamon, or something; eat approximately one third of your sourdough boule (it was totally a boule), by just gnawing on it like a lion to prey (I did not do that) ((technically)), then cut...
Sourdough Boule
Along with the fruits and veggies (and eggs), I (also) received this beautiful ((this is not a loaf; is it called a boule? I think it's called a boule)) boule ((ah, shit I hope that's right)) of sourdough bread, which...
CSA Box Number 1
I joined a CSA. If you watch my stories on Instagram, you know this already. CSA stands for Community Supported Agriculture (which is to say I pay a flat fee […]
Glamour Shots
Black bean mushroom burgers over mashed potatoes with carrots and green beans glamour shots...
Chickpea Smash
I wanted to make some sort of hummus with all those (damn) chickpeas (and truth be told, I still have a good portion of them in my freezer), but a chickpea smash came across my feed before I could google...
Chickpeas
Melissa soaks a bag of dried chickpeas; now Melissa has a shitload of wet chickpeas.
Grocery Gift Card
I did a nice thing for a nice person who wouldn't let me get away with it, so they gave me a grocery gift card, which I used to buy groceries...
Baby’s First Salad
Let the record show, this is the first salad I've ever posted.
Cottage Cheese Breakfast Bowl
It's food. I made it. You'll like it. Eat it.
14 Grapes
I'm not allowed more than 14 grapes. ((I don't really count my food like that; please don't get an eating disorder because of my dumb jokes.))
Waldorfy Salad
Homemade chickeny-Waldorfy-salad…y (with the same tofu dressing I made for the potato salad) ((I don’t know what dressing goes on a real Waldorf salad)) ((I only know there’s walnuts, chicken(s), […]
Melissa’s Slaw
Melissa's slaw ((where you're legally required to register, if you've ever fucked a salad... inappropriately)).
Pasta and Veggie Food Nest
Tiny tomato pasta and veggie food nest.
Half an Apple Part 2
Another half an apple; six more weeks of health.
BBQ Chicken Meal Prep
I mixed my (chicken) meatloaf meal prep with (sugar free) BBQ sauce, and topped it with some avocado. Microgreens are back. Corn, 'maters 'n 'taters. Good prep.