
No-egg, no-avocado toast.
((Such a rebel.))
Protein: (Parmesan) Cheese, (Vegetarian) “Bacon” Bits
Veggie: Onions
Carb: Sourdough Bread, Tomatoes, Peppers, Olives
Sauce: Vegan Butter, Pesto
(Does this count as bruschetta?)
(I don’t know.)
((Is that lazy journalism?))
((Yes.))