
Sometimes I make food just to piss my(old)self off; this is one of those times.
What’s on my plate: green. fucking. vegetables. fucking mushrooms. fucking bok choy. ((bok choy?!)) eggs. fucking. pasture-raised. fucking eggs. ((asshole.)) steamed (fucking) broccoli. fucking microgreens. ((fucking microgreens??)) ((c’mon, man.))
((You get the picture.))
((If not, here’s a photo.))
((Haa. Comedy.))
Protein: Pasture-Raised Eggs by Vital Farms
Veggie: Mushrooms, Spinach, Broccoli, Onions, Bok Choy, Microgreens
Carb: Tomatoes, Peppers, Olives, Avocado
Seasoning: Everything But The Bagel, Pepper, Chives