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Omelette with Mushrooms, Broccoli, Spinach, and Pico de Gallo, Plus Olives, Bok Choy, Microgreens, and Avocado

Sometimes I make food just to piss my(old)self off; this is one of those times.

What’s on my plate: green. fucking. vegetables. fucking mushrooms. fucking bok choy. ((bok choy?!)) eggs. fucking. pasture-raised. fucking eggs. ((asshole.)) steamed (fucking) broccoli. fucking microgreens. ((fucking microgreens??)) ((c’mon, man.))

((You get the picture.))

((If not, here’s a photo.))

((Haa. Comedy.))


Protein: Pasture-Raised Eggs by Vital Farms

Veggie: Mushrooms, Spinach, Broccoli, Onions, Bok Choy, Microgreens

Carb: Tomatoes, Peppers, Olives, Avocado

Seasoning: Everything But The Bagel, Pepper, Chives


+ This meal is refined sugar free (and sugar substitute free), to the best of my knowledge.

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