I am never (!) going to make this again, because it took SO (fucking) long ((for six fucking Triscuits)) ((and it didn’t even photograph that well)) — but it was seriously (!) ((fucking)) tasty.

((Seriously.))

(Sigh.)

Please — let us now bow our heads, and take a moment of silence, for yet another thing, I am never going to eat again, even though it was (fucking) delicious.

((RIP, churros.))

Protein: Pasture-Raised Egg by Vital Farms, Sharp Cheddar Cheese

Veggie: Microgreens

Carb: Olive Oil and Cracked Pepper Triscuits (seriously, try them; they’re delicious) ((not an ad)) ((nobody would sponsor this potty-mouth)), Tomato, Avocado

+ This meal is refined sugar free (and sugar substitute free), to the best of my knowledge.