
I am never (!) going to make this again, because it took SO (fucking) long ((for six fucking Triscuits)) ((and it didn’t even photograph that well)) — but it was seriously (!) ((fucking)) tasty.
((Seriously.))
(Sigh.)
Please — let us now bow our heads, and take a moment of silence, for yet another thing, I am never going to eat again, even though it was (fucking) delicious.
((RIP, churros.))
Protein: Pasture-Raised Egg by Vital Farms, Sharp Cheddar Cheese
Veggie: Microgreens
Carb: Olive Oil and Cracked Pepper Triscuits (seriously, try them; they’re delicious) ((not an ad)) ((nobody would sponsor this potty-mouth)), Tomato, Avocado