Other

Vegan Mushroom Gravy (Recipe)

Vegan Mushroom Gravy. Also, I learned the word slurry (which has nothing to do with your drunk uncle) ((or your drunkle)).

Learning To Cook

Mushroom Mise En Place

I'll give you a hint: there's mushrooms in it. What Melissa Make?

Meal Preps

Chickpea Penne Puttanesca

((Get to ess'n.)) Chickpea Penne Puttanesca (con pollo) ((to go)).

Learning To Cook

Homemade Red Sauce (Recipe)

If someone makes you a homemade red sauce, and you don't ess their dee (or similar), then that's on you. ((That shit takes work.))

Learning To Cook

Nut Milk (Recipe)

Melissa makes a nut milk. Melissa feels shame and guilt.

Learning To Cook

Chili Omelette

((If you're "one of those", who doesn't like your food to touch, I apologize in advance for this plating; there was definitely sour cream on my peach.)) ((Giggity.))

Learning To Cook

Balsamic Vinaigrette (Recipe)

I'm just going to tell you: Melissa makes a balsamic vinaigrette. ((You all get 20 points.))

Meal Preps

Turkey Meatballs

I took the recipe I use for turkey meatloaf, and changed the loaf in to spheres; now I have turkey meatballs. ((Cooking is not that hard, you guys.))

Meal Preps

National Watermelon Day

National Watermelon Day, huh? Melissa is not always the silly goose, internet; sometimes it's you. Watermelon, walnut, vegan feta, and basil salad. For National Watermelon Day...

Meatless

Damn Good Pizza

Red onions, capers, spinach. Extra cheese. Damn good pizza.

Meal Preps

Chili To Go

If you are my friend in real life on this day (in the past), you are one lucky son of a bitch!

Learning To Cook

Chili Con Cauliflower (Recipe)

Chili Con Cauliflower (that's not what they call it, but that's what I call it).

Learning To Cook

Frozen banana nice cream, made with frozen strawberries, and (refrigerated) macadamia nut milk ((topped with dried coconut flakes)). (You're welcome to guess if this was breakfast or dessert, but either way, you'd be right.)

Breakfast

Breakfast Roundup

Proof not every meal is a winner, and I canNOT make a scramble look appetizing.

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Melissa learns to cook; saves life. Down 80 pounds naturally; sugar free meal prep, and breakfast af.

Other

Vegan Mushroom Gravy (Recipe)

Mushroom Mise En Place

Chickpea Penne Puttanesca

Homemade Red Sauce (Recipe)

Nut Milk (Recipe)

Spilled Sour Cream

Chili Omelette

Balsamic Vinaigrette (Recipe)

Turkey Meatballs

National Watermelon Day

Damn Good Pizza

Chili To Go

Chili Con Cauliflower (Recipe)

What Melissa Make 6

Banana Nice Cream

Breakfast Roundup