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Breakfast

Hash Browns

Melissa makes homemade hash browns for the (very) first time, but they are not (at all) crispy, so Melissa tops them with bacon and eggs, so no one gives a shit about her mushy-ass hash browns.
Hash Browns

Pescatarian Breakfast

Whole Foods cooked me some shrimp (not true at all; I bought it from their display case, like everyone else), so I tossed them in a sautéed spinach salad. They also made me a crab cake (technically), which I put in to an omelette...
Pescatarian Breakfast

Scramble

#whatsonmyplate: the last of the dressed potatoes, with a mushroom-spinach-onion-garlic sauté, and (a quarter of a) diced avocado, with a scramble, topped with pico de gallo ((no microgreens)).
Scramble