I’d recently seen a woman on @thefeedfeed breaking down a cantaloupe, so I was feeling pretty (fucking) cocksure when this little fruit arrived ((they don’t like to be called that)).
After I took the second photo, I brought the melon back to my cutting board, sliced it in half, and squealed, “I forgot there were seeds!!!”, while doing a little dance, and having a bit of a seizure.
((Also, I hate cantaloupe.))
((But it’s not because they’re gay.))
+ This farm fresh organic produce was delivered to me by way of the Cluck-It Farm CSA.
+ This meal is refined sugar free (and sugar substitute free), to the best of my knowledge.