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  • Un Petite Cantaloupe
  • Cantaloupe, Peeled

I’d recently seen a woman on @thefeedfeed breaking down a cantaloupe, so I was feeling pretty (fucking) cocksure when this little fruit arrived ((they don’t like to be called that)).

After I took the second photo, I brought the melon back to my cutting board, sliced it in half, and squealed, “I forgot there were seeds!!!”, while doing a little dance, and having a bit of a seizure.

((Also, I hate cantaloupe.))

((But it’s not because they’re gay.))

((Haa. Jokes.))

+ This farm fresh organic produce was delivered to me by way of the Cluck-It Farm CSA.
+ This meal is refined sugar free (and sugar substitute free), to the best of my knowledge.

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CSA Bag Number 3: Tomatoes, Radishes, Strawberries, Cantaloupe, Cilantro, Turnips, Green Onions
Fruit Salad with Cantaloupe, Watermelon, Banana, Strawberries, Blueberries, Vegan Feta, Slivered Almonds, Mint, and Basil


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