((Now Melissa is making other people eat her salads.))

((That’s like getting socks for Christmas.))

((No, wait.))

((That’s like getting salads for Christmas.))

((Also…))

((This is)) My first attempt at soft boiling eggs – and they are medium boiled at best. I’ve tried this another time or two since, and I always cook them more than I intend to. ((Yadda, yadda, yadda, egg timer.))

Also (no bullshit), these salads are amazing ((I ate them too)).

Mixed greens, microgreens, and pea shoots from the farm, plus some fruits and veggies — this one has carrots, apples, and onions; I like the avocado dressing; I think you’re all caught up now.

Protein: Chicken, Eggs, Walnuts

Veggie: Mixed Greens, Microgreens, Pea Shoots, Carrots, Onions

Carbs: Apples, Avocado Ranch Dressing

+ This meal is refined sugar free (and sugar substitute free), to the best of my knowledge.

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