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ProteinVeggieCarb

Melissa gave up sugar, and lost 80 pounds; now she's learning to cook.

BBMB

I never don’t eat black bean mushroom burgers when I make them. ((Except this one.)) ((Semantics.))
BBMB

Peppers

I got a bag of peppers. I don’t eat a lot of peppers. Jalapeños sometimes. I’ve had approximately six bell peppers this year. These are not those. I don’t know anything about these peppers. I don’t cook with peppers. This is a lot of fucking peppers...
Peppers

Turnips

When I got this box (bag), I asked my stories what to do with turnips (and that these were turnips, right?), and mostly you didn’t know, but we started to agree that they could be boiled and mashed like potatoes — so that’s what I did. ((Also, don’t worry, my bowl is on the pill.))
Turnips