A Mockery

Scrambled Eggs with Brown Rice Salad (Cucumber, Zucchini, Tomatoes, Green Onions, Cilantro), Avocado, Microgreens, and an Orange

“Use your recipe to make a mockery of the term plant-based.”

((Sorry.))

((Put an egg on it.))

Protein: Two Pasture Rasised Eggs by Vital Farms

Veggie: Zucchini, Green Onion, Microgreens

Carb: Tomato, Brown Rice, Cucumber, Orange, Avocado

Herb: Cilantro

+ This meal is refined sugar free (and sugar substitute free), to the best of my knowledge.

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Brown Rice Salad Bowl with Cucumber, Zucchini, Tomato, Green Onion, and Lemon

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Egg Bake And Radishes

Meal Preps I Didn’t Eat

Radishes (Recipe)

Bruschetta Salsa

Chocolate Tomatoes

Egg Bake

Peppers

CSA 4

A Mockery

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